- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
- Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
- Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
